Thanks to all those who offered comments in their book entries!
Can I be one of the ten totally arbitrary and possibly unfair winners of this book? =)
No. OK, well, maybe.
I LOVE your newsletter. It is one of the most informative newsletters I have received in a LONG time!! Please keep it going forever! :)
What awesome gifts you're giving!
No need to suck up...but please continue.
These people will receive peanuts: Send the peanuts! There is still some salt on them.
I figure if you choose the giveaway purely arbitrarily, the worst I could do would be the peanut shells, right?
You haven't seen the shells yet, obviously...
Dang... kinda wanted the peanut shells.
I'd much rather have a book of answers from the experts than more used peanut shells - we've got plenty of those already.
Hear the joke about the old lady who had not teeth who kept giving the buss driver peanuts.
Uh, no, and I can't even imagine what could possibly be funny about that scenario. Well, actually I can think of a few things...
Now, if you had offered to leave the salt on the peanuts...or resalt them...maybe I'd take them.
"Honey, bring me the salt!"
Heck, I can sprinkle more salt on 'em.
EEUUWWW! Don't lick off the salt! I wanna do that!
I would LOVE a copy of your book. After all, I am a stud as my e-mail indicates, eh?
Um, well, uh...no, actually.
My husband really likes your newsletter.
You on the other hand have a different opinion? He doesn't know how to fill in a form and submit his own comments?
Your news letter gets my goat, but a free book...
Ar, ar, ar. I'm going to send you free book wrapped inside a goat. You know, it's really dark inside a goat.
I don't know why I am bothering to enter. The last time I won something I was 10 years old and it was a giant teddy bear.
That still is the last time you won...
Hoping for the best! Expecting nothing.....
People, please pay attention to this frame of mind. Adopt it and you will be much happier in life. Most of us have more than we need, anyway.
Please, please,please can I have a book?????????????????????
Please, grovel more!
Hmm, I like the way you write up your newsletter - there is nothing more boring than wading through serious newsletters to get to the good bits - you give good bits right from the start.
And leave the boring bits for the end??? What are you trying to say?
Divine favor is a wonderful thing.
No, toilet paper is a wonderful thing. Divine favor is too much to ask.
A TV ad down here says we are supposed to rub it in about the weather so people will come visit Florida. Consider yourself rubbed!!!
Lady, I don't even know you! ....but, um....
I really wanted the other book, but I'm not much of a risk taker. Since you're giving away 10 of these and only 4 of the others, I figured I was 2.5 times more likely to win if I chose this one. Of course if 90% of the people who reply made the same assumption ... nah, 90% of your readers are probably not that smart.
There is a 50% chance that you've offended half the people on this list, and a 50% chance that you have offended the other half. I like half of your response half as much as you'll ever know, and the other half twice as much as your deserve. Unfortunately, you won the other book, but since you don't want it now, it goes to...
Gimme my free book, buttwipe.
Love you, too, bud. |
